Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?

Cause he chickened out!
Why the rich are not getting too much money from tax breaks. Yes, I’m Republican and no I’m not rich, but I’m fair.
When you stare into a picture of an individual, what do you think of, or imagine? Do you look into their eyes and wonder, what they where thinking of at that exact moment? Have you ever looked into an individual’s eyes, who’s stare had such intensity that you simply couldn’t look away? Or do you…
(Source: mediumcorecharlie)
Old Man: Back in my day, iPods were the latest thing.
Kids: Grandpa, what’s an iPod?
Grandpa: It was this new thing that allowed you to download music from the internet into it.
Kids: But that’s soooo archaic!!!
Grandpa: It is, but a lot safer.
Kids: How so?
Grandpa: It wasn’t as bad as downloading music straight into your head, if that’s not mind control, I don’t know what is.
Kids: GRANDPA!!!!!!!!
I’ve come to a conclusion about relationships. It is much better to be a friend than it is to be in a “relationship” with someone. Think about it, there are some things that you would tell your closest friend, that you wouldn’t tell your partner. The only reason being, is that you don’t want your boyfriend/girlfriend to worry about something that might not even happen just because it’s you. A relationship lasts a while, a friendship lasts forever. And depending on how you work things, you might get more love out of the friendship than you would do a relationship.
I came across a conversation between two friends of mine. I’ll just post up the funniest bits of it.
This is what she posted: “I thought that “You Tube,” “Twitter” and “Facebook” were combining to form “You-Twit-Face’.” - Nigel Lythgo
Then my other friend said, “Hey, want to come over to “Myspace” so you can “Twitter” my “Yahoo” until I “Google’ all over your “Facebook”?”
Then she said, (insert name), can I slap you?
Finally he said, “ You love me.”
Call me what you will, but I think I want all the Action Figures for Transformers. Only because I grew up with the series, and not the actual movies.
all I can say is, that sometimes, it’s better to forget.
Photos of myself.
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2. I’ve...
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